08-06-2022, 02:43 PM
Karla, so sorry you had to experience this. I also don’t mean to make light of a disturbing situation, but Oak’s post is a powerful visual and a ballad takes off in my mind. I hope it does not offend anyone. Peace all!
The Ballad of Willy the Wanker
There was a young fellow and Willy’s his name,
a notorious wanker was his claim to fame.
He journeyed to Jamestown- a nice mountain town
to hike in the forest where none were around.
The day was a hot one; he went for a dip
in the creek by the trail, he hastened to strip.
Now naked, and horny, he pulled his junk out,
forgetting all reason, did not look about
when all of a sudden, a warrior cry
was heard in the distance, then all went awry!
A warrior princess named Oak did appear
with a stick in her hand that she shook like a spear!
A screech and a howl, a loud reprimand
and she brought the stick down on his junk and his hand.
The man was no match for the warrior queen
and he ran for his life with his clothes by the stream.
The women of Jamestown gave Oak a big cheer—
no longer would they have to live life in fear!
Let this be a lesson, don’t you dare take a chance—
when hiking in Jamestown keep your wang in your pants!!
The Ballad of Willy the Wanker
There was a young fellow and Willy’s his name,
a notorious wanker was his claim to fame.
He journeyed to Jamestown- a nice mountain town
to hike in the forest where none were around.
The day was a hot one; he went for a dip
in the creek by the trail, he hastened to strip.
Now naked, and horny, he pulled his junk out,
forgetting all reason, did not look about
when all of a sudden, a warrior cry
was heard in the distance, then all went awry!
A warrior princess named Oak did appear
with a stick in her hand that she shook like a spear!
A screech and a howl, a loud reprimand
and she brought the stick down on his junk and his hand.
The man was no match for the warrior queen
and he ran for his life with his clothes by the stream.
The women of Jamestown gave Oak a big cheer—
no longer would they have to live life in fear!
Let this be a lesson, don’t you dare take a chance—
when hiking in Jamestown keep your wang in your pants!!